In my defense, it was half an hour before my alarm was set.

In my defense, it was half an hour before my alarm was set. - ME TO WIFE: WHO THE FUCK DOES YOUR DAD THINK HE IS CALLING THIS EARLY? HE WAS CALLING TO SAY GRANDMA JUST DIED. Socially Awkward Penguin

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