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imma cut you some slack because it is your 1st day on the job
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had to pull out my 9 iron and chip it on the green
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get out and give me your car keys now! you're not driving drunk on my watch
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i hate cops that show gives respectable men of the law a bad reputation
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Let's shoot up Those 4th quarter profits in order to appease our shareholders
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