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Gives you cancer gets praised when doctors cure you
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creates sandbox game with complex physics and sophisticated AI killing spree lol
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"I am the bread of life" creates glueten intolerance
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video recorders are invented no more miracles happen
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CREATE MAN IN MY IMAGE OMG foreskin! EEWWWW Gross! Cut it off!
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gives you fully functioning brain Sends you to hell for using it
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If you need anything just pray and you'll receive LOL jk
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Why the fuck are people killing others in my name? That's like the first thing I told you not to do!
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Forgive your enemies and do them no harm and you will have a greater morality than me
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Blood pouring out of vagina Increased sex drive
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