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When are you going to switch to facebook timeline? then you could have two profile pictures of us
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I've been practicing my new signature For when we get married
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''That's what she said'' who is ''she'' ?
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why are you getting so dressed up? are there new girls in your office?!
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it's not fair that you get to be with yourself all the time and not me
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Roses are red, Bullets are lead Take me back now, Or get shot in the head
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Texts you at 6AM "I think I'm pregnant" Makes you wait 4 hours to say "Just Kidding"
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hey i just met you if you dont date me you'll go to prison I'll say you raped me
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tell her you need to cut grass drives by to make sure you're cutting grass
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Guess What You don't have to see your ex ever again, ever
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