9205 shares
You finally grew some facial hair? I won a chest hair contest at the age of 14
55,939 shares
Gets pulled over by a cop lets him off with a warning
79,920 shares
Chuck Norris? You mean the bearded bitch who does my laundry.
68,938 shares
How did I grow such an awesome mustache? I quit being a little girl and grew a goddamn mustache.
145,184 shares
Legos? You mean my carpet?
118,136 shares
Salad? It's what food eats to become food
98,858 shares
Instruction manual? You mean the manufacturers opinion
76,462 shares
Pre workout? you mean cigarettes
89,077 shares
What salad do i want with my steak? Another steak
75,999 shares
Spinach? If I want iron, I'll eat iron
370,810 shares
Laugh more daily
