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Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
35,993 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,563 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
39,194 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
75,795 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,340 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,286 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
155,914 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
166,002 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
90,856 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
273,141 shares
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