My brain is a dick

My brain is a dick - I DON'T ALWAYS FALL FOR A GOOD WOMAN... BUT WHEN I DO, A LITTLE VOICE IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD CONVINCES ME IT'LL NEVER WORK. Forever Alone

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third wheel? more like unicycle.

third wheel? more like unicycle.

Got robbed last night it's the first time I've had people over in months

Got robbed last night it's the first time I've had people over in months

Set Favorite song as ringtone 6 months later, still favorite song

Set Favorite song as ringtone 6 months later, still favorite song

parents buy you double bed more room to be alone

parents buy you double bed more room to be alone

Friendzoned? I wish

Friendzoned? I wish

Facebook status "I've lost all your numbers, please send them to me" No one replies

Facebook status

wishes to not die a virgin granted eternal life

wishes to not die a virgin granted eternal life

parents tell you not to have parties while they're on vacation SARCASTIC

parents tell you not to have parties while they're on vacation SARCASTIC

parents tell you not to have parties while they're on vacation no problem

parents tell you not to have parties while they're on vacation no problem

He gently held my hand as he applied the top coat

He gently held my hand as he applied the top coat
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