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Didn't enjoy Sunday due to too much alcohol on Saturday Have Monday replace the missing Sunday
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"Attendance is not mandatory, but if you don't come to class, you won't do well" Challenge accepted.
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Left text book in car Sweet, no homework.
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I'll start studying at 3:00 3:01, I'll start studying at 4
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There's a small fire in a building across campus that I've never been in? Better play it safe & stay home.
245,875 shares
"Your homework is worth 5% of your grade" Nice, no homework.
630,052 shares
Schools Thanksgiving break starts Wednesday Started last Friday
89,393 shares
Skips class to smoke because Colordao legalizes pot Lives in Illinois
363,930 shares
Pushes door that says "pull" Turns around and goes home
501,172 shares
Midterm worth 40% tomorrow better go buy the textbook
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