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adhd medicine? good assbeating
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Happy B-day? why no Happy a+day?
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You forget to study? I forget to feed you.
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you can play any instrument you want. As long as its piano or violin.
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U Say I act like A-Hole U Wrong! I act like A+HOlE
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