Thought I was going to get fired.

Thought I was going to get fired. - THOUGH I'D GET MY ASS KICKED WHEN BOSS CAUGHT ME ON REDDIT ASKED ME IF MY NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT. Success Kid

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Girl Friend is a feminist She Pays for dinner

Girl Friend is a feminist She Pays for dinner

Huge Snowstorm hits city 5 day weekend

Huge Snowstorm hits city 5 day weekend

Forgot keys. Also forgot to lock the door.

Forgot keys. Also forgot to lock the door.

hot girl told me i smelled good didnt put on cologne

hot girl told me i smelled good didnt put on cologne

Held phone up higher in the air Message sent

Held phone up higher in the air Message sent

Put pizza in oven Remembered to take out after 12-14 minutes

Put pizza in oven Remembered to take out after 12-14 minutes

finishes shampoo and conditioner bottles at the same time

finishes shampoo and conditioner bottles at the same time

Applies for job gets called about it 5 minutes later

Applies for job gets called about it 5 minutes later

Ate Pancakes Didn't get any syrup on me

Ate Pancakes Didn't get any syrup on me

got boner while cuddling blow job

got boner while cuddling blow job
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