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tell new girlfriend's dad you've heard a lot of interesting things about him entire family thinks I'm making sarcastic reference to his countless unspoken extramarital affairs
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goes in for the first kiss at the movies during a rape scene
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hits it off with a hot and flirtatious girl at new job gets invited to her wedding
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Dresses up fancy for a Christmas Party Wins ugly sweater contest
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compliment a girl on her freckles acne
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