991 shares
teacher asks "who would do such a horrible thing to a woman?" and turns around to look at the class Had hand raised to ask a question
832,905 shares
Flips pillow it's warm
245,822 shares
Performs sexual favor for professor Gets lower grade
233,836 shares
Makes out with hot chick at the bar She gets a boner
234,309 shares
looks on the bright side goes blind
164,382 shares
Runs with scissors gets hit by bus.
76,723 shares
Surfs the web Drowns
261,805 shares
drives 3 hours away from home to give girl present "you're a great friend"
155,937 shares
Goes to stripclub Mom works there
58,683 shares
Emails entire class free textbook arrested for copyright infringement
190,987 shares
Laugh more daily
