hardship of calling

hardship of calling - I CAN'T LET YOU IN TO USE THE PHONE TO CALL A TOW TRUCK. IT'S RESERVED FOR EMPLOYEES ONLY AND I KNOW IT'S 7 DEGREES OUT. GO TO THE BUSINESS NEXT DOOR WHICH IS ABOUT 1/4 MILE AWAY. THIS IS YOUR INSURANCE COMPANY. I SEE THAT YOUR ORIGINAL TOW TRUCK APPOINTMENTWAS CANCELLED BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE, EVEN THOUGH THEY KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A PHONE. Scumbag Steve

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uses the word "literally" really means "figuratively"

uses the word

playing video games with friends never hands off the controller

playing video games with friends never hands off the controller

types just enough that you can't read the thumbnail shitty punchline

types just enough that you can't read the thumbnail shitty punchline

"I'm not realy book smart, but I've got street smarts" Lives in 'burbs with mom.

Hears someone call shotgun Gets in the front seat anyway

Hears someone call shotgun Gets in the front seat anyway

"I'm not realy book smart, but I've got street smarts" Is a dumbass

Sees scumbag steve post Puts up a good guy greg post doing the opposite

Sees scumbag steve post Puts up a good guy greg post doing the opposite

Makes a bet and loses "we never shook hands bro"

Makes a bet and loses

"Hey roomie, can you clean up your dishes?!" Leaves his shit all over living room

"BRO's BEFore hoes" never see him again after he gets a girlfriend

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