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such christmas - IT WOULD BE OPTIMAL IF YOU WERE TO REFRAIN FROM HOWLING. IT WOULD IN ADDITION TO THIS BE OPTIMAL IF YOU WERE TO REFRAIN FROM SNIVELLING. AS A THIRD CLAUSE TO THIS SOFT ULTIMATUM, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING YOUR MOUTH'S FLEXIBILITY TO GLARE. THE REASON THAT THE PERSONIFICATION OF A WIDELY FICTIONAL STORY CHARACTER GOING BY THE TITLE OF 'FATHER CHRISTMAS' IS CURRENTLY BEING TRANSPORTED BY HIS HERD OF REINDEER IN THE DIRECTION OF OUR ADMINISTRATIVE DIVISION. Joseph Ducreux

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I fling my locks hither and yon

I fling my locks hither and yon

cease all activities thou art engaged in the hour of the hammer is upon us

cease all activities thou art engaged in the hour of the hammer is upon us

An African-American individual fraudulently dispossessed me of my bicycle

An African-American individual fraudulently dispossessed me of my bicycle

They attempted to force me into rehabilitation quoth i "Nay, nay, nay"

They attempted to force me into rehabilitation quoth i

among the nine and ninety conundra which occupy my faculties no woman in particular lies among them

among the nine and ninety conundra which occupy my faculties no woman in particular lies among them

I humbly request a glimpse of thy bosoms untamed however, if such cannot be satisfied then please vacate thyself from these premises

I humbly request a glimpse of thy bosoms untamed however, if such cannot be satisfied then please vacate thyself from these premises

Visual representation, or the event did not transpire

Visual representation, or the event did not transpire

Enters Institution for higher learning and commits a novice folly perishes

Enters Institution for higher learning and commits a novice folly perishes

It seems that the temperature is steadily rising Perhaps we should disrobe

It seems that the temperature is steadily rising Perhaps we should disrobe

Instruct me in the art Of performing the Douglas

Instruct me in the art Of performing the Douglas
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