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Dad! I just fell over and now I have a booboo! Come with me, we're going to the doctor W.. why? TO EXAMINE YOUR VAGINA
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I hate my life Tell your mother. She left you No, She left you.
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Dad, you should really quit smoking. It's bad for you Grandpa lived till he was 102 Did he smoke? No, he just knew how to mind his fucking business.
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Dad, why am I half dog? Because your mother was a bitch I don't get it. I fucked a dog.
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DAAAAAAD! I saw a dead man in our basement! Are you sure? Yes! Wrong answer.
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Daddy, daddy! I made brownies what kind ...regular get the fuck out
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Daddy! I miss mommy! So, go and see her. But she's dead. There's a shovel in the shed.
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Dad, boys are in the back yard!!! How many? All of them... MY MILKSHAKES!!!!
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AAAAH MOM'S HAVING SEX Mkay With a girl WITHOUT ME!?!?
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Dad,Dad Rebecca Black made a song! I know son, Friday just dislike it. But it's a new one Get the shotgun!
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