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How could you have possibly had a good time if i wasn't there too?
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I scheduled an appointment for you.. to get a reverse vesectomy so we can have babies
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There's a girl in your study group? I'll come too!
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Likes your status From 6 months ago
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Who are you texting? I'm right here with you
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You cheated on me? I'll forgive you if you help me bury the body
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I want to write my name on a rock and hurl it at you so you can feel how much it hurts to miss you
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I had a dream we broke up and I killed your family lol
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Another girl liked your status? I blocked her for you
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It took you 10 minutes to get home google maps says it takes 8. who is she.
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