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dont move,hermoine what is it,harry?? there are gingers behind you
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remember how i said i used a condom? yeeeeeeah, i remember
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Fuck Ron, I want you. Harry, I really don't think I want to ruin our friendship... Shit, missed a comma there.
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...so i say to voldemort 'y u no have nose?'. true story. this is so annoying! if i hear one more internet meme reference from you tonight, you will not get laid! challenge accepted
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what about a Threesome with ginny and me? i'm in! i was talking to ron...
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hermoine, do you know what's funny about us ? We both masturbate thinking about a weasley.
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hermione, do you know what i like best about blowjobs? no having five minutes of quiet
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i love you harry we just met, this is moving to fast... i was talking to ron.
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hermoine, have you ever heard that old saying, "you are what you eat?" Of course, Harry. It's been around for centuries. then you understand why i'm such a pussy?
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hermione, do you like my new belt buckle yeah, it looks good on you It'd look even better with your forehead pressed against it!
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