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i don't always get fed up and close a link when it loads too slowly but when i do, it instantly loads at the exact same time I close it
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I don't always go on facebook but when i do, I wish there was a downvote button
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I don't always say what but when i do, i realize what you said as soon as you start repeating yourself
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