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sick. in bed for days, lose 5 lbs, sleep constantly, watch tv being sick is awesome
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no one else is in the public restroom takes out penis 10 feet before arriving at the urinal.
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Fap with Sportscenter on in the background Stop to watch Top 10 plays
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Need to piss whip it out 10 seconds before entering bathroom
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Get off computer and go to bed. Lay in bed and surf Internet on phone.
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feeling sad fap to feel better
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someone is coming over spray self with Febreze
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stumble into a nsfw subreddit i guess its fap time
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cat throws up on the floor wait until someone else notices, act surprised
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doctor asks for urine, stool, blood, and semen samples hand him your boxers
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