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Listening to ipod, feel fart brewing pause song so you can hear epic fart
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Brush Teeth While Shitting multi-tasker
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eat cheetos make dog lick hand, wipe hands on dog.
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cook with dirty pots and pans extra flavor
19,752 shares
Open windows room dusted
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Become a sperm donor FAP for money
15,612 shares
wake up with a boner it's easier to just piss in the tub
17,146 shares
burp up small piece of food snacktime
18,577 shares
SKYPE WITH PARENts NEVER HAVE PANTS ON
16,316 shares
dancing with girl at club = pound her with giant erection
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