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Becomes Popular Meme Remains anonymous
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Uses weight machines Wipes them down when finished
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You say "guess what!" Guesses.
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downloads freeware donates to developer
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Sees new College Freshman meme DOESN'T MAKE ONE
21,375 shares
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16,129 shares
becomes a less popular meme is happy for new content
11,328 shares
Forget your weed at his house doesn't smoke it
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Can quote the entire movie Doesn't because he knows it's fucking annoying
20,828 shares
Has drunk sex with best female friend still talks to her next day
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