9194 shares
My friend asked me this when he wanted some croutons.
15,310 shares
He wanted me to get syrup
14,137 shares
Fruit is like... solid juice
29,792 shares
If you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage
30,921 shares
i smell like weed they should make skin febreze
19,406 shares
every book you've ever read is a combination of 26 different letters
150,373 shares
Siamese twins Are the human version of Kit-Kats
240,763 shares
dreams are people's screensavers
240,398 shares
Did you notice "?" is half a lightbulb Because when you get the answer you have a full lightbulb
721,790 shares
What if rocks are soft and tense up when we touch them
229,904 shares
Laugh more daily