9155 shares
Felt today's earthquake Doesn't spam reddit and facebook about it
15,830 shares
Is mad that he spend the whole weekend in front of the computer blames himself, not the internet
14,563 shares
Has a girlfriend doesn't make out with her in front of everybody
21,406 shares
Sees you need help with girl Gets number for JaKucha!
10,912 shares
Notices it's your birthday while on Facebook Calls
93,852 shares
sees you're not having fun at party introduces you to your future wife
21,743 shares
Calls shotgun on the way there gives it to you on the way back
19,281 shares
Bro you don't need to freeze that ridiculous brick of ice You can just use my shower
153,204 shares
Puts in 2 week notice works hard for those 2 weeks
13,217 shares
Walking side by side with friend on narrow sidewalk moves behind friend to make room for others passing
41,557 shares
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