9168 shares
Do you think skipping rocks are like shooting stars for fish?
319,654 shares
Breathing is like eating air
126,144 shares
Thinking is like reading your own mind.
372,526 shares
What kind of burger do you want? Ham
201,807 shares
Dude, our hands are perfect cup holders
479,190 shares
Dude, this chocolate milk tastes like cold hot choloate
452,772 shares
What if Wal Mart and Toys R Us joined together? Dude. WALRUS
297,439 shares
Stay In drugs, eat your school and don't do vegetables
184,788 shares
When I close my eyes I turn into a circle
49,336 shares
Gunshots are like... the cowbells of rap
322,924 shares
Laugh more daily
