Col. Jessep: I would appreciate it if he (Defense Counsel) would address me as "Colonel" or "Sir." I believe I've earned it. Judge Randolph: Defense counsel will address the witness as "Colonel" or "Sir." Col. Jessep: [to Judge] I don't know what the he

Col. Jessep: I would appreciate it if he (Defense Counsel) would address me as

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