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If a girl asks you to get something out of her purse Bring the whole purse, that bitch is a labyrinth inside
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If you're ever pulled over at night, turn on your dome lights. It's a courtesy that shows you have nothing to hide, puts the officer at ease and may help you get away with only a warning.
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Eating cheetos at the computer? Use Chopsticks. It keeps the orange off your hands
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Sober Thoughts Are drunk words
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Don't know whether to write affect or effect? Use impact instead
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if you see someone wearing the same thing they wore yesterday don't tell them, they know
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Never. Ever. Ever. Get the name of someone you're dating tattooed on your body.
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tip your bartenders They will remember who you are, provide faster service, and make better drinks
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Dont ignore a homeless person asking for money simply say "not today, sorry". Ignoring them dehumanizes them and makes it harder for them to make their way back into society
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Want to avoid drunk-texting your ex-gf? Delete her number.
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