9261 shares
Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid
76,217 shares
New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!
108,712 shares
makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow
226,742 shares
Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test
97,590 shares
Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition
188,577 shares
Finds out I had sex Calls the cops
179,283 shares
Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas
84,320 shares
Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child
25,525 shares
YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN
68,065 shares
Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents
21,533 shares
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