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tell date we are going to watch romantic comedy to set the mood for the night put in human centipede
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Recycle bin I deleted it
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Plays Amnesia While tripping on acid
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Plays Amnesia while home alone, in the dark, with his back to an open door, during a thunderstorm, with headphones on, and news that an escape convict is in the vicinity
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Get junk in mailbox put junk in mailman
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start to skid on icy road turn up the radio
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get bad grade from law professor sue his ass
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Kidnap a bus full of children Tell them Santa isn't real
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see cop on highway pass him
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Go to bloodbank make withdrawl
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