the school bully picked on my owner once once.
I love kids with ketchup!
I HUMPED HER LEG SHE CAME TWICE
Cat tried to run away...
owner spanked me for digging in yard was digging his grave
Owner had me neutered and had the audacity to throw me a ball I fetched his balls
Owners told me to beg for a treat I told them to beg for their lives.
My master had me neutered so i returned the favor
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB... HAD
The only one in here that will need a pee pad is you
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