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Boss retired gave me a raise before she left
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Failed a final So did everyone else
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Stereo breaks at work Doesn't have to listen to Christmas music
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23 years old and still seated at the kids table for thanksgiving... Doesn't have to listen to nutjob relatives argue about politics
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took off hoodie didn't flash the whole room
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Goes to opera for 1st time Parents aren't murdered
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DROPPED SOAP IN SHOWER caught it before it hit the floor
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Walks behind girl with yoga pants For the entire 20 minute walk to class
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Spilled coffee on my pants Wore coffee-colored pants today
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Gets dumped by girlfriend In same month that Assassin's creed 3, Halo 4 and Black Ops 2 come out
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