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Planets and people are both 70% water "Dude we are like miniature planets."
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what size pizza do you want? "medium-rare"
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Tries to use burrito as remote
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dude, turn the tv down. don't wanna waste sound.
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Orders food at McDonald's "How many does it cost?"
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Yo, how high are you? 5'11"
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How would you like your pancakes? Scrambled
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eats easymac without adding cheese powder eats the cheese powder by itself
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