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Nothing gets done unless I do it myself! Has a nanny and a maid
76,275 shares
New Years Eve Party? Be home by midnight!
108,748 shares
makes you clean the house because cleaning lady is coming tomorrow
226,790 shares
Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test
97,632 shares
Buys $1700 HD television watches tv in standard definition
188,606 shares
Finds out I had sex Calls the cops
179,347 shares
Doesn't celebrate Halloween due to it's pagan origins celebrates Christmas
84,358 shares
Wants absolute control over how her child is raised pays for someone else to raise her child
25,585 shares
YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN
68,116 shares
Complains about how Christmas has become over Commercialized Buys thousands of dollars worth of presents
21,578 shares
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