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The keys to success Are shiny, jingly and irresistible.
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YOU HAVE TO BE AT WORK By 8 am? BETTER GET YOU UP AT 3 am so you still have time to feed me
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Notices you sleeping in board meeting walks on your face
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are you going to accept the deal? it's either meow or never
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In all seriousness, though? You probably shouldn't use a laser pointer in your presentation
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Please put your feedback In the Suggestion box It's the box with sand in it, in the corner of my office.
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Johnson stop the presentation I need to get the red dot off of it
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Susan, push my 1:00 up for me please... big order of supplies just came in and its going to take me a while to rub my face on all of them
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I have an open door policy You leave it open, I run out
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Everyone lay your reports on the table I'll walk across them and lay down on my favorite
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