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take massive shit Today's Workout complete
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Faps so many times getting it up becomes a chore starts doing chores to avoid fapping
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send out text place phone under balls, wait for response
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toilet bowl needs cleaning time to drink more liquids
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Need as many clean clothes as possible. Do laundry naked.
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