All of the dishes in our home are mine, except for 1 frying pan. My roommate freaks out on me for putting my own pots in the dishwasher, and is generally a total bitch towards me.

All of the dishes in our home are mine, except for 1 frying pan. My roommate freaks out on me for putting my own pots in the dishwasher, and is generally a total bitch towards me.  - TELLS ME NOT TO PUT MY OWN POTS/PANS IN DISHWASHER I PUT ALL OF THEM IN THE DISHWASHER ALONG WITH HER ONLY PAN EVERYDAY WHILE SHE'S AT WORK. Confession Bear

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I maintain good relationships with exes for the sole reason of potentially having sex with them again

I maintain good relationships with exes for the sole reason of potentially having sex with them again

I ran Over The Neighbor's Cat And Later Helped Them Put Up "Missing" Posters

I ran Over The Neighbor's Cat And Later Helped Them Put Up

When i see little people I want to jump over them

When i see little people I want to jump over them

Sometimes I have beer and ice cream for breakfast Just to remind myself I am an adult

Sometimes I have beer and ice cream for breakfast  Just to remind myself I am an adult

I wish I had a girlfriend Just to have someone to cuddle with

I wish I had a girlfriend Just to have someone to cuddle with

When I see someone wearing anything Tap Out I assume they are a douche

When I see someone wearing anything Tap Out I assume they are a douche

When I see 30 pictures of someone's DIY project I skip straight to the end to see how it worked out.

When I see 30 pictures of someone's DIY project I skip straight to the end to see how it worked out.

Anytime I hear someone is religious I automatically think of them as less intelligent

Anytime I hear someone is religious I automatically think of them as less intelligent

I use Self-checkout So people working there don't judge my purchases

I use Self-checkout  So people working there don't judge my purchases

I won't tell my wife to go make me a sandwich because I make better sandwiches

I won't tell my wife to go make me a sandwich because I make better sandwiches
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