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Forgets your anniversary Never forgets your ex
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Never forgets to lock doors Always forgets if you locked the doors
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hates ex girlfriend loves ex girlfriend
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looking for item that's in your hand
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Hears alarm clock going off turns it off without waking up
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Makes your bladder hold it in for the whole night. Wakes you up a half hour before your alarm goes off to piss.
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Spend two hours trying on outfits Decide to wear what you were going to wear originally
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Your phone is vibrating... Made you look
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can't get up for 8am wide awake at 6am WEEK DAY MORNINGS WEEKEND MORNINGS
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