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Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat sues everyone on the internet
20,963 shares
Starts statement with "Not to sound racist, but..." is absolutely racist
148,651 shares
"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest
381,597 shares
Invites you to lunch has no money
23,226 shares
Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk
466,326 shares
"Yeah can I just get a cup for water?" fills with soda
128,016 shares
Offers to split the last doughnut AS he touches all of the doughnut
70,731 shares
bus is packed sits on the outside seat
57,983 shares
Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.
87,732 shares
Quits smoking His own cigarettes
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