Perhaps should be a confession bear...but this is me in CS:GO

Perhaps should be a confession bear...but this is me in CS:GO - ONLY BUYS ARMOUR FOLLOWS YOU AROUND AND PICKS UP YOUR WEAPON WHEN YOU DIE Scumbag Steve

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Drives slower than the speed limit in the fast lane Speeds up when you try to pass him

Drives slower than the speed limit in the fast lane Speeds up when you try to pass him

uses a relatively ad-free site complains about the capacity of the server

uses a relatively ad-free site complains about the capacity of the server

Pulls up into apartment complex and beeps horn over and over while waiting for friend forgets hundreds of people live there and it's fucking annoying.

Pulls up into apartment complex and beeps horn over and over while waiting for friend forgets hundreds of people live there and it's fucking annoying.

finds out your ex has a serious drug problem offers her pills as an excuse to hang out

finds out your ex has a serious drug problem offers her pills as an excuse to hang out

Makes fun of immigrants who don't speak perfect english doesn't know a single sentence in any other language

Makes fun of immigrants who don't speak perfect english doesn't know a single sentence in any other language

Sets off firecracker near your head to wake you up tells you to "calm the fuck down" when you want to beat the shit out of him

Sets off firecracker near your head to wake you up tells you to

Is constantly using their phone while you're hanging out Never responds to your texts

Is constantly using their phone while you're hanging out Never responds to your texts

Takes up two spots in parking lot So that no one dents his 96 Honda Civic

Takes up two spots in parking lot So that no one dents his 96 Honda Civic

tells me my diet isn't healthy and balanced because i don't eat meat never eats vegetables

tells me my diet isn't healthy and balanced because i don't eat meat never eats vegetables

Sees me signaling to switch lanes Speeds up and maintains same speed next to me

Sees me signaling to switch lanes Speeds up and maintains same speed next to me
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