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Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
35,719 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,272 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
38,874 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
75,524 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
196,997 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,045 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
155,594 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
165,687 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
90,555 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
272,844 shares
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