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Prove her wrong in an argument GROUNDED
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Sends you to rehab for pot alcoholic
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Allows kids watch movies with coarse language and brutal violence "As long as there's no sex!"
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Doesn't let you watch scary movies Takes you to church to learn about hell
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Keeps kids away from sugar Drinks sweet tea all day
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Watches judge judy legal expert
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HAVE TO BEG HER TO STAY AT YOUR FRIEND'S HOUSE FOR A LITTLE LONGER MAKES YOU SPEND HOURS WATCHING HER BUY THINGS FROM KOHLS
15,754 shares
"Son, video games are bad for you! You don't interact with people!" "Here, read a book"
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Do you really need that beer to relax? On xanax
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Makes fun of her child's imaginary friend Believes in god
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