9336 shares
have headphones on keep taking them off to make sure it's not playing through speaker
90,127 shares
driving home high every car is a cop
38,364 shares
Hosting a party at 10:00 10:01. no ones coming
65,214 shares
IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW
23,688 shares
TURNS LIGHTS OFF IN BASEMENT RUN THE FUCK UPSTAIRS
77,016 shares
Cab takes shortcut being kidnapped
85,178 shares
SETS ALARM ON PHONE CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF ITS CORRECT
178,704 shares
saves game before quitting saves game again when asked if you want to save game before quitting
88,926 shares
Has indigestion "HEart attack!"
21,311 shares
copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case
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