9244 shares
Gets axe stuck in leg "Pass the duct tape and paper towels, I'm not done"
91,748 shares
Gets pulled over by cop Lets cop off with a warning.
254,921 shares
Morning Wood? You mean my wife's alarm clock
479,918 shares
nicotine patches? You mean bitch stickers?
454,027 shares
Me: "One sec, I have to grab my scarf" Dad: "You mean your beard?"
413,089 shares
Wire strippers? You mean my finger nails?
260,357 shares
Accidentally hits thumb with hammer drills hole to relieve pressure
200,312 shares
children? You mean fuck trophies?
571,785 shares
Wears protective cup For the safety of others
404,428 shares
Stab wound? You mean extra pocket?
197,522 shares
Laugh more daily
