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so you're an atheist now? you can say goodbye to christmas then hasn't been to church in 3 years
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Bitches about childhood obesity "Clear your plate or you are grounded"
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"That aerosol deodorant you use is terrible for the environment" Buys bottled water
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Cuts allowance due to the economy Spends $100/week at the salon
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Son doesn't arrive home at the usual hour MURDERED
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"Dunkin' Donuts is garbage" Takes kid to Mcdonalds every day.
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