9383 shares
Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat sues everyone on the internet
21,081 shares
Starts statement with "Not to sound racist, but..." is absolutely racist
148,795 shares
"one more drink will make you feel just right bro" Wake up in the forest
381,761 shares
Invites you to lunch has no money
23,353 shares
Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk
466,525 shares
"Yeah can I just get a cup for water?" fills with soda
128,159 shares
Offers to split the last doughnut AS he touches all of the doughnut
70,849 shares
bus is packed sits on the outside seat
58,119 shares
Borrows $50 and you never see him again money well spent.
87,858 shares
Quits smoking His own cigarettes
299,096 shares
Laugh more daily
