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Have not seen friends in three weeks friends tell me about how great there lives have been in the past three weeks
35,979 shares
phone has been dead in pocket for 3 days didn't notice and no missed calls
52,547 shares
Plays Frisbee with A BOOMERANG
39,171 shares
sees jehovah's witnesses walking past his house
75,775 shares
Goes to see the statue of liberty can now say he has been inside a woman.
197,319 shares
Has sex dream gets rejected in it
165,262 shares
"We all had a friend like this." That Must have been nice.
155,895 shares
Drops soap in prison Still a virgin
165,981 shares
mom finds your condoms lets you know they've expired
90,836 shares
Only drinks Socially 40 years sober
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