I live with my very religious parents, and in order to keep them happy going to church weekly is a must.

I live with my very religious parents, and in order to keep them happy going to church weekly is a must. - I LIVE AT HOME WITH MY EXTREMELY RELIGIOUS PARENTS, SO GOING TO CHURCH WEEKLY IS A MUST. I'M ALWAYS TIRED STAYING UP LATE SATURDAY SO I JUST BOW MY HEAD AND LOCK MY HANDS SO EVERYONE THINKS I'M PRAYING WHEN I'M ACTUALLY JUST SLEEPING THE ENTIRE TIME Confession Bear

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I THINK THIS CULTURE OF "EVERYONE-GETS-A-TROPHY" LEAVES KIDS WOEFULLY UNPREPARED FOR THE REALITIES OF LIFE

I THINK THIS CULTURE OF

I take batteries from my kids' toys and use them for my vibrator.

I take batteries from my kids' toys and use them for my vibrator.

I actually like it when guys stare at my boobs it boosts my self esteem

I actually like it when guys stare at my boobs it boosts my self esteem

I wear the same jeans every day

I wear the same jeans every day

Whenever the cleaning guy at work comes near my cube I pretend to do work, because I'm ashamed that he's working his ass off and I'm on reddit.

Whenever the cleaning guy at work comes near my cube I pretend to do work, because I'm ashamed that he's working his ass off and I'm on reddit.

I draw dicks on cars in the school parking lot I'm a teacher

I draw dicks on cars in the school parking lot I'm a teacher

Sometimes when I'm mad at mom I step on cracks on purpose

Sometimes when I'm mad at mom I step on cracks on purpose

My in-laws are visiting and I have an unexpected day off work I put on my scrubs and went to the "hospital" anyway, just to avoid them

My in-laws are visiting and I have an unexpected day off work I put on my scrubs and went to the

Once this picky blonde girl broke into my house and my mom, my dad, and I killed and ate her

Once this picky blonde girl broke into my house and my mom, my dad, and I killed and ate her

I use big complicated words while fighting with my boyfriend Because I know he wont understand and it will shut him up faster.

I use big complicated words while fighting with my boyfriend Because I know he wont understand and it will shut him up faster.
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