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No Distractions:You need to keep your feet planted firmly on what is true and good. Entertaining any fantasy at all will result in a long and unfruitful ride. Stay present with Me, says the Lord, and look to Me for guidance. Be alert!

No Distractions:You need to keep your feet planted firmly on what is true and good. Entertaining any fantasy at all will result in a long and unfruitful ride. Stay present with Me, says the Lord, and look to Me for guidance. Be alert! - YOUR LIFE EXPERIENCES WILL DELIVER PEOPLE YOUR LIFE EXPERIENCES WILL DELIVER PEOPLE Advice God
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Causes drought so that he can be praised when he finally decides to make it rain

Causes drought so that he can be praised when he finally decides to make it rain
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Allows a demon to possess an innocent child won't remove it until priests perform a grueling, tortuous ritual

Allows a demon to possess an innocent child won't remove it until priests perform a grueling, tortuous ritual
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"go forth and procreate" lust is a sin and so is premarital sex
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Blame satan for evil in the world under god's control

Blame satan for evil in the world under god's control
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everything is part of a divine plan sends rapists to hell for following plan

everything is part of a divine plan sends rapists to hell for following plan
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Insists on celibacy Has sex with unmarried virgin

Insists on celibacy Has sex with unmarried virgin
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Start human race with incest Incest is a sin

Start human race with incest Incest is a sin
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Create animals organize them into families to prove evolution

Create animals organize them into families to prove evolution
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infinitely intelligent pleased with mindless rituals

infinitely intelligent pleased with mindless rituals
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make you follow my son grant him the ability to walk on water

make you follow my son grant him the ability to walk on water
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