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Remember when I said I didn't poop? I LIED.
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I'll pretend to be asleep so then they'll have to carry me to bed
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it would be a shame if all your play-doh was... one color
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Daylight savings time? I'll get up even earlier than normal to really fuck with your mind
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I'll just tell them my legs are tired So they have to carry me for the rest of the trip
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Thanks for the stickers mom and dad They'll look great on the car windows
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I'm going to wait until they paint the wall THen i color all over it with markers
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After I spend my first 12 years sucking the life and money out of my parents I'll complain about how bad they raised me!
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