9262 shares
have headphones on keep taking them off to make sure it's not playing through speaker
90,174 shares
driving home high every car is a cop
38,424 shares
Hosting a party at 10:00 10:01. no ones coming
65,277 shares
IMPORTANT DOCUMENT ON PASSENGER SEAT, WINDOW IS CRACKED EVER-SO-SLIGHTLY IT'S GOING TO FLY OUT THE WINDOW
23,743 shares
TURNS LIGHTS OFF IN BASEMENT RUN THE FUCK UPSTAIRS
77,074 shares
Cab takes shortcut being kidnapped
85,267 shares
SETS ALARM ON PHONE CHECKS 3 MORE TIMES TO SEE IF ITS CORRECT
178,771 shares
saves game before quitting saves game again when asked if you want to save game before quitting
88,985 shares
Has indigestion "HEart attack!"
21,369 shares
copies url to send to friend Check url in own browser just in case
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