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Read Paranoid Parrot Memes Someone is watching and recording my life
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accept friend request spend 10 minutes looking at my own pictures
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purchase item, walk out of store they still think i'm a theif
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driving next to semi on the highway im dead
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girlfriend says she's hungry pregnant
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Put dinner in the crock pot before work Oh god the apartment's going to burn down
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Goes to a super remote and secluded place to smoke gets paranoid about its remoteness as soon as i get high
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Leaving store, didn't buy anything cops are on the way.
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never downvotes "they'll surely find me somehow"
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new queue full of downvoting roman memes better post later
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